I process preflight announcements like random words read from a dictionary, what with all those tedious advisories about seatbelts and nearest exits and flotation devices. But during a recent cross-country trip, one unfamiliar phrase jumped out: The flight attendants, we were told, were aboard “primarily for your safety,” which I took to mean, “Anyone who whines about needing more apple juice will be fed into the maw of our left engine.”
The in-flight entertainment began ...
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